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writing & art here is sorted chronologically (newest first, oldest last) per fandom (mostly of an RPS variety) & spans about two or three years. i make no claims about the quality of the older stuff. or the newer stuff, for that matter.

disclaimer: everything is fiction & depicts fake situations, & characters who only have an outline resemblence to the real people off which the writing is based. i make no claim to knowing anyone or anything. as far as i'm aware, none of this ever happened, & i'm really, really not making any profit from it. for serious.

onwards!

( contents )

fandom: bandom
band: patd
characters: brendon, spencer, ryan.
pairing: brendon/ryan
disclaimer: i know no-one & own nothing
materials: letraset promarkers & fineliner
rating: SFW
notes: very happy birthday to my dearest, darling writingblind. an illustration for her fic, Round and Round the Garden.

( one, two, three, four, five )

fandom: bandom
band: the used
characters: bert mccracken
disclaimer: i know no-one & own nothing
materials: derwent graphic & inktense pencils

( rhymes with dirt )

title: Mikey Fuckin' Way
fandom: bandom
band: my chemical romance
characters: mikey way
disclaimer: i know no-one & own nothing
materials: derwent graphic pencils & letraset promarkers

notes: drawn kind of ages ago for mack_at_home's birthday.

( dragon wings seemed pretty cool )

title: Queer Kids
fandom: bandom
bands: the dresden dolls, mindless self indulgence, the hush sound, the sounds
characters: amanda palmer, brian viglione, greta salpeter, jimmy urine, lyn-z ballato, maja ivarsson
disclaimer: i know no-one & own nothing
materials: derwent graphic pencils & letraset promarkers

notes: drawn for a 'Queer Kids' AU i was planning to write a while ago, but never did, because drawing them was so much more fun. some of these look a bit clumsy to me now, but i did draw them last summer, so.

( all queer back here )

title: Burn
fandom: batman (nolanverse)
characters: the joker
disclaimer: no copyright infringement intended
materials: derwent graphic pencils & letraset promarkers

notes: drawn last summer after having seen the dark knight for the first time.

( some men can't be reasoned with )

title: We Both Go Down Together
fandom: batman (animated series)
characters: the joker, harley quinn
disclaimer: no copyright infringement intended
materials: derwent graphic pencils & letraset promarkers

notes: title from a song by The Decemberists. drawn for my flatmate's birthday.

( oh my love )

title: Cartman is a Big Fat Bitch
fandom: south park
characters: kyle, cartman, stan, kenny
disclaimer: (c) Matt Stone & Trey Parker
materials: derwent graphic & inktense pencils

notes: ohman this was so much fun. decided to turn the south park kids into girls. took me absolutely ages to draw & ink & colour, but it was worth it. i'm really fond of this picture. first foray into the south park fandom!

( she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world )

Secrets

Gerard/Mikey
PG-13
~2500

disclaimer: i know no-one & own nothing
a/n: first real bit of writing in a long time. an exploration of gerard & mikey's unconventional relationship.

( Sometimes, things happened, and Gerard didn't know how to explain them at all. )

pumpkin face, pumpkin face

my chemical romance ¦¦ gerard, frank ¦¦ pg ¦¦ 2 x 100

notes: this is way out of season, but frank doesn't like letting go of halloween, so neither will i. two drabbles written ages ago for mcr100.

( carve the grin wide )

Build Me Up, Buttercup ¦¦ PG-13 ¦¦ ~1570 ¦¦ MCR ¦¦ Frank/Gerard (background Gerard/Lyn-Z, Frank/Jamia)

Disclaimer: I know no-one & own nothing

Summary: A flower is a flower to Frank, but Gerard's the artist.

A/N: prompted for the letter 'f' by ponderous_onion with frankie, flowers. kind of challenging if i didn't want to deviate into a sappy valentine's fic where there are dinner dates and expensive bouquets. this is something a little different, i guess. information about the language of flowers found here & here.

( Sunrises were painted a thousand times, but the real beauty was in the last sunrise you'd ever see. )

It Breaks Out ¦¦ MCR ¦¦ Frank/Mikey ¦¦ R

Disclaimer: I know no-one & own nothing

Warning: blood & zombie-death

A/N: i wasn't the original artist for woebetidesweets' exceptional bandombigbang entry, Pennies and Colder Fountains, but after reading it, i was so utterly in love with the characters & the imagery that i just had to draw something from it.

( frank, mikey, a remington 870, a machete, one dead fuckin' zombie. )

Ghosts ¦¦ PG ¦¦ ~290 ¦¦ The Used ¦¦ Bert/Quinn

Disclaimer: I know no one and own nothing

Summary: Quinn never believed in ghosts as a kid.

A/N: so. i was trawling through my writing tags on my lj, & i came across a meme i did sometime in october where i asked people to pick a letter of the alphabet & give me a prompt, fandom & pairing or whatever for that letter. for some reason (maybe because i was too busy doing everything wrong at the time, i don't know) i never did any of them. but then i had a sudden urge to drabble.

so, way, way back, un_related picked 'g', & gave me ghost, & quinn from the used. so i just churned out this drabble for her based on that, quinn-centric, with a vague bert/quinn vibe. it's about nine months late, but, uhh. idk, i hope you like it. this is set around the time bert came to stay with quinn, struggling with addictions & leaving home.

( They made good stories, sure. But they weren't real. )

Nightride ¦¦ PG ¦¦ ~5,300 ¦¦ Placebo ¦¦ mostly gen with one-sided Stefan/Brian & pre-Stefan/Steve ¦¦ AU

Disclaimer: I know no one and own nothing

Summary: Brian Molko is the lead singer and charismatic frontman of up-and-coming, London-based rock band, Ashtray Heart. Stefan Olsdal is obsessed, and to escape everything he hates around him, he goes to shady club, the Nightride, every Thursday to catch a glimpse of the band. And Steve Hewitt is just the kid who follows him around.

A/N: um. this is possibly the last placebo fic i'll ever write. the fandom & the characters are running a little dry for me, but i had an urge, a month or so ago, to wax poetic about brian molko's voice, & then this happened. i hope you like it in all its stuttering, half-formed, directionless glory.

( Steve clicks his tongue, the cigarette bobbing, unlit, between his lips. He removes it, looking thoughtful. 'You're weird,' he says, then shrugs. 'That's cool, though.' )

a series of fandomish drabbles for un_related's april 100 challenge

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( bandslash, ryan/spencer )

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( bandslash, bert/gerard )

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( nine inch nails, gen )

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( the mighty boosh rps, noel/julian )

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Title: untitled 17.01.08

Pairing: frank/bob

Rating: WS

Materials: HB pencil, Unipin graphic pen, Karisma & Derwent coloured pencils, touch-ups in Finepix

Notes: i drew this for my sister as a random act of love. bob & frank, coloured-in as best as i could manage.

( skeleton gloves )

Title: Behind the Glass (Just a Peeping Tom)

Chapter: [1/1]

Word count: ~ 700

Fandom: Placebo

Pairing: pre Brian/Steve

POV: 3rd, Brian

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: I know no one and own nothing

Summary: It always feels, from this side of the glass, like no-one else can see what’s going on. -- Brian watches from far away. Steve calls him closer.

Author's Notes: This is sort of like a snapshot fic from a non-existent, longer AU taking place in Brian's college years. I might revisit this verse, I'm not sure.

( shine the headlight )

Title: A Little Less Interview with a Vampire, A Little More Sesame Street (or The One With the Non-AU Halloween Party)

Pairing: Pete/Patrick

Other Characters: Andy, Joe

Rating: WS

Materials: HB pencil, Unipin graphic pen, touch-ups in Finepix

Notes: For the Halloween Ficathon at peterickfics! A series of four kind of silly drawings with drabble-esque ficlets accompanying them.

( The situation is, in all honesty, completely ridiculous. )

 Title: Can't Keep My Hands Off You (or The One With The Cheese Porn)

Chapter: [1/1]

Word count: ~ 1800

Fandom: The Mighty Boosh

Pairing: Howard/Vince

POV: 3rd, the cheese

Rating: R

Disclaimer: I know no one and own nothing

Summary: Seeing as he possessed neither manners nor morality (he was only a slab of gruyere, for God’s sake) the cheese was simply content to watch eagerly as Vince pressed himself up close to Howard.

Author's Notes: Never having written anything in the Boosh fandom beforehand, it is obviously logical that my first foray into this world would come in the form of a cracked-out birthday present for a friend, featuring Howard/Vince porn from the point of view of a chunk of gruyere. Obviously. 

Warning: Not that it should be an issue, but this requires some serious suspension of disbelief. This is soft porn with hard cheese. Um. *facepalm* Features sex, some language, & major crack. Did I mention the cheese?( Howard. The cheese melted. )

Title: A Night at the VMAs (Or How Joe Trohman Finally Got Into Andy Hurley's Pants.)

Chapter: One-shot.

Word count: ~6,800

Fandom: Decaydance bands

Pairings: Pete/Patrick, Bill/Travis, Gabe/Ryan, Brendon/Justin Timberlake (ohmygod, I know), Brendon/Spencer, Joe/Andy.

POV: 3rd, alternating

Rating: R

Disclaimer: I know no one and own nothing

Summary: "Jesus," Andy says, looking down at his own glass of water. “Did they put something in the drinks?"

Author's Notes: I don't even know. This was spawned from a post by disarm_d (wtf, why can't I think of fic ideas of my own accord anymore?) following the video from the VMAs where Gabe is Gabe-like & Ryan Ross is drunk. And then there was 14-odd pages of non-chronological, POV-switching, multi-pairing VMA shennanigans. Also, let's pretend RL significant others just don't exist for the moment, mmkay? Sidenote: there is no Justin Timberlake porn, here. Sorry to disappoint. I swear, I tried, but it just -- wasn't happening. xD

Title: Second Star to the Right

Fandom: Fall Out Boy/Associated Bands

Pairing: Pete/Patrick

Other Characters: Ryan (P!atD)

Rating: WS

Materials: Rotring graphic pen, Derwent Watercolour Pencils, Karisma Colour Pencils, touch-ups in Finepix

Notes: For the band_princesses challenge. How much do I love RyanRoss as a moody pixie? A lot, that's how much. :D