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writing & art here is sorted chronologically (newest first, oldest last) per fandom (mostly of an RPS variety) & spans about two or three years. i make no claims about the quality of the older stuff. or the newer stuff, for that matter.

disclaimer: everything is fiction & depicts fake situations, & characters who only have an outline resemblence to the real people off which the writing is based. i make no claim to knowing anyone or anything. as far as i'm aware, none of this ever happened, & i'm really, really not making any profit from it. for serious.

onwards!

( contents )

fandom: bandom
band: the used
characters: bert mccracken
disclaimer: i know no-one & own nothing
materials: derwent graphic & inktense pencils

( rhymes with dirt )

title: Mikey Fuckin' Way
fandom: bandom
band: my chemical romance
characters: mikey way
disclaimer: i know no-one & own nothing
materials: derwent graphic pencils & letraset promarkers

notes: drawn kind of ages ago for mack_at_home's birthday.

( dragon wings seemed pretty cool )

title: Queer Kids
fandom: bandom
bands: the dresden dolls, mindless self indulgence, the hush sound, the sounds
characters: amanda palmer, brian viglione, greta salpeter, jimmy urine, lyn-z ballato, maja ivarsson
disclaimer: i know no-one & own nothing
materials: derwent graphic pencils & letraset promarkers

notes: drawn for a 'Queer Kids' AU i was planning to write a while ago, but never did, because drawing them was so much more fun. some of these look a bit clumsy to me now, but i did draw them last summer, so.

( all queer back here )

title: Burn
fandom: batman (nolanverse)
characters: the joker
disclaimer: no copyright infringement intended
materials: derwent graphic pencils & letraset promarkers

notes: drawn last summer after having seen the dark knight for the first time.

( some men can't be reasoned with )

title: We Both Go Down Together
fandom: batman (animated series)
characters: the joker, harley quinn
disclaimer: no copyright infringement intended
materials: derwent graphic pencils & letraset promarkers

notes: title from a song by The Decemberists. drawn for my flatmate's birthday.

( oh my love )

title: Cartman is a Big Fat Bitch
fandom: south park
characters: kyle, cartman, stan, kenny
disclaimer: (c) Matt Stone & Trey Parker
materials: derwent graphic & inktense pencils

notes: ohman this was so much fun. decided to turn the south park kids into girls. took me absolutely ages to draw & ink & colour, but it was worth it. i'm really fond of this picture. first foray into the south park fandom!

( she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world )

Secrets

Gerard/Mikey
PG-13
~2500

disclaimer: i know no-one & own nothing
a/n: first real bit of writing in a long time. an exploration of gerard & mikey's unconventional relationship.

( Sometimes, things happened, and Gerard didn't know how to explain them at all. )

pumpkin face, pumpkin face

my chemical romance ¦¦ gerard, frank ¦¦ pg ¦¦ 2 x 100

notes: this is way out of season, but frank doesn't like letting go of halloween, so neither will i. two drabbles written ages ago for mcr100.

( carve the grin wide )

Build Me Up, Buttercup ¦¦ PG-13 ¦¦ ~1570 ¦¦ MCR ¦¦ Frank/Gerard (background Gerard/Lyn-Z, Frank/Jamia)

Disclaimer: I know no-one & own nothing

Summary: A flower is a flower to Frank, but Gerard's the artist.

A/N: prompted for the letter 'f' by ponderous_onion with frankie, flowers. kind of challenging if i didn't want to deviate into a sappy valentine's fic where there are dinner dates and expensive bouquets. this is something a little different, i guess. information about the language of flowers found here & here.

( Sunrises were painted a thousand times, but the real beauty was in the last sunrise you'd ever see. )

It Breaks Out ¦¦ MCR ¦¦ Frank/Mikey ¦¦ R

Disclaimer: I know no-one & own nothing

Warning: blood & zombie-death

A/N: i wasn't the original artist for woebetidesweets' exceptional bandombigbang entry, Pennies and Colder Fountains, but after reading it, i was so utterly in love with the characters & the imagery that i just had to draw something from it.

( frank, mikey, a remington 870, a machete, one dead fuckin' zombie. )

Ghosts ¦¦ PG ¦¦ ~290 ¦¦ The Used ¦¦ Bert/Quinn

Disclaimer: I know no one and own nothing

Summary: Quinn never believed in ghosts as a kid.

A/N: so. i was trawling through my writing tags on my lj, & i came across a meme i did sometime in october where i asked people to pick a letter of the alphabet & give me a prompt, fandom & pairing or whatever for that letter. for some reason (maybe because i was too busy doing everything wrong at the time, i don't know) i never did any of them. but then i had a sudden urge to drabble.

so, way, way back, un_related picked 'g', & gave me ghost, & quinn from the used. so i just churned out this drabble for her based on that, quinn-centric, with a vague bert/quinn vibe. it's about nine months late, but, uhh. idk, i hope you like it. this is set around the time bert came to stay with quinn, struggling with addictions & leaving home.

( They made good stories, sure. But they weren't real. )

Nightride ¦¦ PG ¦¦ ~5,300 ¦¦ Placebo ¦¦ mostly gen with one-sided Stefan/Brian & pre-Stefan/Steve ¦¦ AU

Disclaimer: I know no one and own nothing

Summary: Brian Molko is the lead singer and charismatic frontman of up-and-coming, London-based rock band, Ashtray Heart. Stefan Olsdal is obsessed, and to escape everything he hates around him, he goes to shady club, the Nightride, every Thursday to catch a glimpse of the band. And Steve Hewitt is just the kid who follows him around.

A/N: um. this is possibly the last placebo fic i'll ever write. the fandom & the characters are running a little dry for me, but i had an urge, a month or so ago, to wax poetic about brian molko's voice, & then this happened. i hope you like it in all its stuttering, half-formed, directionless glory.

( Steve clicks his tongue, the cigarette bobbing, unlit, between his lips. He removes it, looking thoughtful. 'You're weird,' he says, then shrugs. 'That's cool, though.' )

a series of fandomish drabbles for un_related's april 100 challenge

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( bandslash, ryan/spencer )

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( bandslash, bert/gerard )

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( nine inch nails, gen )

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( the mighty boosh rps, noel/julian )

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Title: untitled 17.01.08

Pairing: frank/bob

Rating: WS

Materials: HB pencil, Unipin graphic pen, Karisma & Derwent coloured pencils, touch-ups in Finepix

Notes: i drew this for my sister as a random act of love. bob & frank, coloured-in as best as i could manage.

( skeleton gloves )

Title: Behind the Glass (Just a Peeping Tom)

Chapter: [1/1]

Word count: ~ 700

Fandom: Placebo

Pairing: pre Brian/Steve

POV: 3rd, Brian

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: I know no one and own nothing

Summary: It always feels, from this side of the glass, like no-one else can see what’s going on. -- Brian watches from far away. Steve calls him closer.

Author's Notes: This is sort of like a snapshot fic from a non-existent, longer AU taking place in Brian's college years. I might revisit this verse, I'm not sure.

( shine the headlight )

Title: A Little Less Interview with a Vampire, A Little More Sesame Street (or The One With the Non-AU Halloween Party)

Pairing: Pete/Patrick

Other Characters: Andy, Joe

Rating: WS

Materials: HB pencil, Unipin graphic pen, touch-ups in Finepix

Notes: For the Halloween Ficathon at peterickfics! A series of four kind of silly drawings with drabble-esque ficlets accompanying them.

( The situation is, in all honesty, completely ridiculous. )

 Title: Can't Keep My Hands Off You (or The One With The Cheese Porn)

Chapter: [1/1]

Word count: ~ 1800

Fandom: The Mighty Boosh

Pairing: Howard/Vince

POV: 3rd, the cheese

Rating: R

Disclaimer: I know no one and own nothing

Summary: Seeing as he possessed neither manners nor morality (he was only a slab of gruyere, for God’s sake) the cheese was simply content to watch eagerly as Vince pressed himself up close to Howard.

Author's Notes: Never having written anything in the Boosh fandom beforehand, it is obviously logical that my first foray into this world would come in the form of a cracked-out birthday present for a friend, featuring Howard/Vince porn from the point of view of a chunk of gruyere. Obviously. 

Warning: Not that it should be an issue, but this requires some serious suspension of disbelief. This is soft porn with hard cheese. Um. *facepalm* Features sex, some language, & major crack. Did I mention the cheese?( Howard. The cheese melted. )

Title: A Night at the VMAs (Or How Joe Trohman Finally Got Into Andy Hurley's Pants.)

Chapter: One-shot.

Word count: ~6,800

Fandom: Decaydance bands

Pairings: Pete/Patrick, Bill/Travis, Gabe/Ryan, Brendon/Justin Timberlake (ohmygod, I know), Brendon/Spencer, Joe/Andy.

POV: 3rd, alternating

Rating: R

Disclaimer: I know no one and own nothing

Summary: "Jesus," Andy says, looking down at his own glass of water. “Did they put something in the drinks?"

Author's Notes: I don't even know. This was spawned from a post by disarm_d (wtf, why can't I think of fic ideas of my own accord anymore?) following the video from the VMAs where Gabe is Gabe-like & Ryan Ross is drunk. And then there was 14-odd pages of non-chronological, POV-switching, multi-pairing VMA shennanigans. Also, let's pretend RL significant others just don't exist for the moment, mmkay? Sidenote: there is no Justin Timberlake porn, here. Sorry to disappoint. I swear, I tried, but it just -- wasn't happening. xD

Title: Second Star to the Right

Fandom: Fall Out Boy/Associated Bands

Pairing: Pete/Patrick

Other Characters: Ryan (P!atD)

Rating: WS

Materials: Rotring graphic pen, Derwent Watercolour Pencils, Karisma Colour Pencils, touch-ups in Finepix

Notes: For the band_princesses challenge. How much do I love RyanRoss as a moody pixie? A lot, that's how much. :D

Title: Right Where it Belongs

Chapter: [1/2] 

Word count: ~12,300

Fandom: Fall Out Boy, various

Pairing: Pete/Patrick

POV: 3rd, Patrick

Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer: I know no one and own nothing

Summary: It's the early 1960s. Patrick Stump attends one of the greatest universities in England, full of determination to take his chances and succeed. His plans, however, take on a somewhat different turn when he finds himself falling for Pete Wentz, rich, charming, and three years his senior.

Author's Notes: This is a sort-of partner-fic to go with disarm_d 's Looking For Techniques (although it doesn't quite follow the storyline.) It's not essential to read her fic in order to follow this one, but you should read it anyway, because it's pretty much awesome. It all began with a picture, then spiralled into something quite epic. Much thanks to britchick5000 and periculosa for the amazing beta job. I couldn't have made this as good as I wanted to without your help.